Microsoft Windows 7 Source Code

/*
GNOT General Nothing Other Looser!
(c)198?-2009 Microsoft Corporation
*/

#include “dos.h”
#include “win95.h”
#include “win98.h”
#include “sco_unix.h”

class WindowsSeven extends WindowsVista implements Nothing {

int totalNewFeatures = 3 ;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0 ;
float numberBugs = 345889E+8 ;
bool readyForRelease = false ;

void main {

while ( ! CRASHED ) {

if ( first_time_install ) {

if ((installedRam < 2gb) || (processorSpeed < 4ghz) {

MessageBox ( “Hardware compatibility error ” );
GetKeyPress();
BSoD(); //Blue Screen of Death… pantalla azul…jeje

}

}

Make10GBswapFile();
SearchAndDestroy ( FIREFOX | OPENOFFICE );
AddRamdomDriver();
MessageBox ( “Driver imcompatibility error” );
GetKeyPress();
BSoD();

//printf(“Welcome to Windows 2000″);
//printf(“Welcome to Windows XP”);
//printf(“Welcome to Windows Vista”);
printf( “Welcome to Windows 7″ );

if (still_no_crashed) {

CheckUserLicense();
DoubleCheckUserLicense();
TripleCheckUserLicense();

SendDetailsUserToRedmod();

DisplayFancyGraphics ();
FlickerLED ( hard_drive );
RunWindowsVista ();

return LotsMoreMoney ();

}

}

}

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